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A woman was in the city on a shopping trip.

She began her day finding the most perfect shoes and a beautiful dress on sale.

Everything had just been reduced and she was ready to look for more bargains when her phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best shopping day ever!

She decided to get in a couple of more shops before heading to the hospital.

She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful coffee cake slice compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant!

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.

She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.

The lady doctor glared at her and said, “You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself!

"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself, your husband has been languishing in the ICU!"

"It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will be more than likely the last shopping trip you ever take!"

"For the rest of his life he will require round the clock care. And you'll now be his full time career!”

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down and sobbed.

The female doctor then chuckled and said, “I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. What did you buy?!”
 

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oh dear lol :rofl
 

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Oh thank goodness I wan't reading that aloud to DH - I burst out laughing.:rofl
 

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i feel horribly guilty but i still cant really stop laughing.

mean joke.
LOL
 

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We all should all feel terrible for laughing ... but ... oh, wtf ... :lmfao:
 

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:jumping:(:rofl
 

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I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
 

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I don't think I get it...:hide
But I'm not a shopper, at all..
 
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