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Finally a retirement plan that will work for us!!

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.

With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.

With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.....






It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
 

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If you had bought $1000 of Gold last yr, it'd be worth $2000.

And if you had shorted AIG, LEH, FRE or FNM, you will be sitting on a gold mine :magwink

And you can pop open the Dom Perignon...

See, things are not as bad as they appear :magwink
 

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If you had bought $1000 of Gold last yr, it'd be worth $2000.

And if you had shorted AIG, LEH, FRE or FNM, you will be sitting on a gold mine :magwink

And you can pop open the Dom Perignon...

See, things are not as bad as they appear :magwink

sammy....ahem...gold prices have not doubled in the past year. quit trying to make the forum members buy gold and run up your longs :rofl

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lol hmm ok..I used that as more of a figurative % but Gold prices if I were to use a exact date metric (as of today) roughly from $600 to $900+ hmm ok, it is 50% Sorry, my bad :rofl I bought back in 06 for 540-550 range. And gold topped 1000.
Hey I will take 50% over pinksheeted Lehman stock anyday :rofl

And trust me, Gold prices don't need my help(or anyone's) to run up. Last safe haven left in this mkt.
 
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