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So I'm here at work having an ok day, nothing special but no reason to complain. Typing on the forum, looking at clothing, playing games, doing a bit of work, and then dear me, my tummy rumbles.
Now you guys know me. I will NOT shit at work unless I can get the handcrap-stall with the shower and own sink and door that pretty much sound-proofs everything.
Today, I had to make an exception. Someone was in there, and I had to go.
3 minutes passes, not too bad, all done zip up, and then a loud PLOP.
My worst nightmare happens.
I forgot I had my photo ID Badge (and door pass) in my backpocket and it fell into the toilet.
So, I can't flush it because then they will be able to SEE exactly WHO clogged it. I had to wrap my hand in 90 layers of toilet paper and fish it out by the tiny little corner that wasn't submerged in the water. I flushed, ran to the sink, and scrubed everything for a good 10 mins.
I feel sick...as you all prolly do now too. But the story had to be told. :devil
Now you guys know me. I will NOT shit at work unless I can get the handcrap-stall with the shower and own sink and door that pretty much sound-proofs everything.
Today, I had to make an exception. Someone was in there, and I had to go.
3 minutes passes, not too bad, all done zip up, and then a loud PLOP.
My worst nightmare happens.
I forgot I had my photo ID Badge (and door pass) in my backpocket and it fell into the toilet.
So, I can't flush it because then they will be able to SEE exactly WHO clogged it. I had to wrap my hand in 90 layers of toilet paper and fish it out by the tiny little corner that wasn't submerged in the water. I flushed, ran to the sink, and scrubed everything for a good 10 mins.
I feel sick...as you all prolly do now too. But the story had to be told. :devil
My ID badge is kept on a lanyard around my neck so that I never lose it. :rofl
