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Old 05-12-2010, 07:18 PM
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Hearing Test

So Fletcher had his hearing test done at the Japanese clinic and they gave me the milestones he should reach... I didn't want to clutter the pregnancy thread so I just made my own because it is a good laugh....True Engrish funnies!

Hope you laugh as much as I did reading the list
  • I startle at a sudden sound and grow hands and feet
  • when i hear a big sound suddenly when eyes open, an eyelid is closed
  • there are (or I sound a rattle) to call out to near and a thing turning a face slowly
  • When I sleep, and I hear a sharp sound suddenly, I move start and hands and feet and blink my eyes
  • I sleep and am woken up by the sounds such as the voice that the child is excited about and a sneeze, the sound of the clock, the vacuum cleaner
  • I am pleased to speak with a or woo when I talk (or I smile)
  • I let an eyelid assume that I sleep and make a sound suddenly with start and move a village, a finger, but it is rare that a body becomes start
  • I apply a face (or, eyes) to the sound of the radio, the sound of the switch of the television, a commercial
  • And I am pleased or I look uneasy in an angry voice and an easy voice, a song, music and hate
  • I am slow, but turn a face when i call the name
  • I apply a face to an unexpected sound and unfamiliar sound, a rare sound clearly
  • i turn around for a sound to be hard when i bring an alarm close close to the ear
  • i talk and consider still a face to sing a song
  • I am pleased to be said to imitate the crying of the animal
  • I speak in imitation of it again when I imitate it when I speak cheerfully
  • No use! I retract a hand when I say and burst into tears
  • I "am in" and "bye-bye" I accept the words (and i command it only by words without turning on gesture) of any person and act
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:09 PM
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too cute!

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lol Did they happen to have little pictures in this guide?
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Old 05-12-2010, 08:44 PM
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hahaha no pictures in the guide..definitely needs pics though but I must admit, I'm glad that Fletch has failed the first milestone b/c he'd have a lot of feet and hands
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I read them to DH, and we were both like "Whaaaaa?" Pictures would definitely be helpful
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I can't stop laughing.........
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I am laughing my arse off!!! I love that!!! Thank you for sharing, Alex
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I just hate it when they grow extra hands and feet from being startled.
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