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Old 05-02-2008, 07:59 PM
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Um, hey guys, how's it going? s: I haven't been on here in a looong time because I moved to Savannah, GA (I guess I need more premium denim capris, huh) and started a new job. Which is awesome.

But the only thing that sucks is, it totally messed up my pooping schedule. I CAN'T GO IN PUBLIC REST ROOMS! I don't know what to do! I wake up early to try and um, have a movement, before work, but it's like my bowels just don't understand. Basically every Saturday is like my big pooping day. Which is really wrong.

Once you've stopped either laughing at me or cringing in disgust, some advice on any sorts of natural remedies, would be great. Because I feel like I've tried EVERYTHING. I mean, tons of water, tons of fiber...it's unbelievable. I swear if I were freelance again I'd be hanging around at home between jobs, crapping my brains out. But no.

Instead, I go to take a poo at the school where I work, and either the crazy cleaning lady comes in and makes me nervous, or someone else comes in and I can't go. It's horrible! Please help me end the cycle! I miss my regularity!
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:03 PM
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Probiotics? Maybe a cleanse. Your body is probably adjusting to a new environment--air, water, etc.
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I truly believe this is the most ridiculous thread I have ever read.

Posting on a designer denim board that you are constipated.


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Old 05-02-2008, 08:21 PM
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go look on your beloved bmezine for help. Their mental illness usually makes most people vomit, but you never know!
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:36 PM
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Come on people, let's be professional here.

Hey, if the thread is that offensive, I apologize. I guess I'll just look at the thread about cleanses and see if there's any helpful info there.

As far as BME goes, that comment was...out of left field...? And unnecessary...in my opinion.

BTW I love the giant thumbs-down icon. It does make quite a statement.
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:46 PM
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me thinks you posted this at a time when a lot of people are eating dinner
(like me)
i'm sorry that you're constipated but if you're eating correctly and doing everything else right..maybe you should see a doctor.
i really don't think you're going to find a solution to your problem on a denim forum, however-you can do a search on 'irregularity' or something similar-but i can't imagine many if any, results.
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Come on people, let's be professional here.

Hey, if the thread is that offensive, I apologize. I guess I'll just look at the thread about cleanses and see if there's any helpful info there.

As far as BME goes, that comment was...out of left field...? And unnecessary...in my opinion.

BTW I love the giant thumbs-down icon. It does make quite a statement.
See, when someone advises another forum member to consult a site that features such "art" as men inserting firecrackers into their penises and setting them off, people chopping off fingers and toes, and castration.... that person gets a reputation as being a total fuck-up.

This is further proven that you are asking a pants forum about your bowel problems. Why don't you just chop them off, BME style?
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i'm sorry that you're constipated but if you're eating correctly and doing everything else right..maybe you should see a doctor.
i really don't think you're going to find a solution to your problem on a denim forum, however-you can do a search on 'irregularity' or something similar-but i can't imagine many if any, results.
I think ALL the solutions to your multitude of health issues are best served by seeing a Doctor.
This has been advised to you many times before you arrived in Savannah.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:04 PM
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See, when someone advises another forum member to consult a site that features such "art" as men inserting firecrackers into their penises and setting them off, people chopping off fingers and toes, and castration.... that person gets a reputation as being a total fuck-up.

This is further proven that you are asking a pants forum about your bowel problems. Why don't you just chop them off, BME style?
Oy Vey. Firecracker up the butt = no more clogged pipes.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:08 PM
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Oy Vey. Firecracker up the butt = no more clogged pipes.

Matter of fact,
no piping would be left
N'est-ce pas?
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:49 PM
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"Reputation as a fuck-up"? Huh? A reputation amongst WHO- one person who happens to find that site distasteful? I'm not holding it up as my new moral standards, by any means. I simply mentioned BME once because I consider them to be a reasonably worthwhile source for information on piercing aftercare. Not because I think inserting dangerous objects into one's orifices, is admirable or, like the kids say, "cool".

Believe you me, I have a long list of things I am going to talk to the doctor about once I finally get health coverage. I would think that mentioning this on a Denim Forum!!! is no more off-topic than mentioning any of the other non-denim-related things that we see here. Like threads about zits, UTIs, firecrackers, and so on.

You must understand. I'm not a huge fan of doctors. One could even go as far to say that I hate doctors. I don't trust them, I never know how to talk to them, I feel like they blow me off, and despite the fact that they saved my life when I was born, going to a doctor is not an easy ordeal for me. I'm just not a fan. I'm not trying to come off as being irresponsible, it's just one of those things.

Alas, that is another thread for another time. Hey, I remember the day when they legalized fireworks in Georgia. THAT was a happy 4th of July.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:27 PM
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I truly believe this is the most ridiculous thread I have ever read.

Posting on a designer denim board that you are constipated.


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Old 05-02-2008, 10:40 PM
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Somehow your signature adds an extra line of irony...

Let us change this thread topic to "Awkward Womens' Rest Room Moments". Okay, go.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:51 PM
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I'm not a huge fan of doctors.
One could even go as far to say that I hate doctors.
I don't trust them,
I never know how to talk to them,
I feel like they blow me off, and despite the fact that they saved my life when I was born, going to a doctor is not an easy ordeal for me.
I'm just not a fan.
I'm not trying to come off as being irresponsible, it's just one of those things.
You seem to have a myriad of health & relational problems.

Lots of " I's"
http://www.authenticforum.com/af-hea...-soreness.html

http://www.authenticforum.com/af-hea...7-stomach.html

http://www.authenticforum.com/af-hea...-cravings.html

http://www.authenticforum.com/af-hea...ar-issues.html

http://www.authenticforum.com/af-hea...-insomnia.html

further skin woes

telling people off
You do not like MD's
You do not trust them.

YET you are completely comfortable asking TOTAL STRANGERS
on the internet for advice regarding your health when you have been
encouraged NUMEROUS times to see a health care professional and not play 'russian roulette' with your health.
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Old 05-03-2008, 02:40 AM
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get the fuck off our fucking forum you freak of nature.

gb2/bme/painolympics/

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get the fuck off our fucking forum you freak of nature.

gb2/bme/painolympics/

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ON EDIT: i been drinkin', apologies to everyone but spikeyannie
OMG I just spit water everywhere laughing at this post and the lovely reason that you edited.
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Holy shit. Why are you guys picking me apart? What did I ever do to you? I swear, half the shit I've posted on here is NOTHING compared to some of the other threads I've seen. So why single me out...me and my "health and relational" problems? I mean, what do you know about my life other than what I say? If you choose to single out the negatives, that's your prerogative but to do it publicly is just despicable, whether you are a moderator or not. You think I don't KNOW that I have issues? And don't we all? For all my issues, I have also managed to build a damn decent life for myself and rise above them. Even on the days when my stomach hurts. :P I don't mention that stuff because I don't think to mention it. Most people wouldn't really get what I do for a living. And after all, it's a jeans forum, no?

I have to say, I really thought this forum was a friendlier place. That "freak of nature" comment is just way out of line. It's always nice to see friendly, open-minded places on the net instead of venomous, irrational people. But I guess I was wrong. Which is a real bummer...because I liked it here.

I never thought I was the type of person to spend 200 bucks on a pair of jeans, who painstakingly cares so much about what other people think of them. Who knows, maybe I am. But please. If we really wanted to talk about "issues" we could easily turn this whole thing around and say that anybody who has 40 pairs of jeans, might have "issues".

I'm not gonna do that though. It doesn't matter to me what other people do. Just for the love of God, don't pick apart my personal choices on a public forum. It ain't cool.
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Old 05-03-2008, 08:01 AM
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Lock This Fucking Thread.....
Girl, you have not participated in any conversation at this forum for quite some time,
and your first thread upon returning is to share with everyone that you are constipated.

You can hardly be surprised that the reaction would be less than stellar.

If you ever send me another PM with all the expletives you used, I will discuss your membership with admin.

I do not tolerate being spoken to like that in real life, and
I CERTAINLY will not be messaged in similar fashion on the internet.

WebMD - Better information. Better health.
this might be a place for you to post your issues,
though I doubt you will find their advice trustworthy.
They are, after all, Doctors.
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If you ever send me another PM with all the expletives you used, I will discuss your membership with admin.
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Old 05-03-2008, 11:38 AM
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Luvapup, I'm sorry and I should not have spoken that way. I simply think that whoever called me a fuck-up and a freak of nature and told me to get the fuck off the forum, should be dealt with accordingly. I'm sorry I flew off the handle. Anyway, I'm outta here. Most of you guys are cool. Thanks for the advice and everything. Peace...
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I think that you need to see a psychologist. Seriously, there is a reason why you fill your body with piercings, etc. and that is to GET attention. There are other, very normal ways of doing that. That is all.
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Yo,
I don't know how you missed this. But I took out all of my piercings except my ears. Just wanted to set the record straight.
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Luvapup, I'm sorry and I should not have spoken that way. I simply think that whoever called me a fuck-up and a freak of nature and told me to get the fuck off the forum, should be dealt with accordingly. I'm sorry I flew off the handle. Anyway, I'm outta here. Most of you guys are cool. Thanks for the advice and everything. Peace...
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Yo,
I don't know how you missed this. But I took out all of my piercings except my ears. Just wanted to set the record straight.

wait, did you a post a quitting forever omg message like a fucking attention whore always does instead of just LEAVING.... and then make ANOTHER POST?!?!

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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