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Old 04-22-2011, 06:28 PM
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I am going to New York next month. Will you be there?

Where should I stay? I am thinking Times Square so I can be right in the middle of all the action.

What kind of restaurants should I eat at? I really like the Cheesecake Factory at The Grove and as thinking the Cheesecake Factory in Times Square would be prefect. It is conveniently located near where I want to stay and is already a place I enjoy eating.



Also sorry for making this 4 parts but should I buy an I Love NY fanny pack to store my money in or would that make me seem like too much of a tourist?
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Old 04-22-2011, 07:23 PM
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Where is the best place to shop in Chicago? I was thinking Water Tower since they have the BEST stores and its right next to the Cheesecake Factory downtown too!
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Old 04-22-2011, 09:55 PM
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When I get in the car tomorrow to go to the zoo which seat should i take??? HELPPPPPP!
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Old 04-23-2011, 12:09 AM
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Can you please come take my crim pro exam on Wednesday? We only covered 4th and 5th Ams. Easy!
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Old 04-23-2011, 08:18 AM
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Old 04-23-2011, 01:31 PM
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Old 04-23-2011, 05:32 PM
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where have you been, biotch?!?!?!?!!
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If you had an 80% chance of hooking up with an 8, or a 50.03462% chance of having a threesome with her and a 6.5. Which one would you take?


Also, why do my balls smell?

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Old 04-24-2011, 08:00 AM
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Old 04-24-2011, 11:17 AM
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. . . why do my balls smell?
Also, why is he even attempting to smell them??? Most guys aren't flexible enough to do that, are they?

...If it's a case where he can actually smell them without getting close then he doesn't stand a chance of hooking up with a 6.5, much less an 8!
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Why r u not answering our questions? Did u not make it through Friday?
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I am planning on applying to law school. My top choices are the University of La Verne College of Law and the University of West Los Angeles School of Law. I want to practice constitutional law. Do you think it's worth taking out about $150,000 in loans? Please note that I plan on graduating in the top 10.
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Old 04-25-2011, 07:25 PM
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3 part question.

I am going to New York next month. Will you be there?

Where should I stay? I am thinking Times Square so I can be right in the middle of all the action.

What kind of restaurants should I eat at? I really like the Cheesecake Factory at The Grove and as thinking the Cheesecake Factory in Times Square would be prefect. It is conveniently located near where I want to stay and is already a place I enjoy eating.



Also sorry for making this 4 parts but should I buy an I Love NY fanny pack to store my money in or would that make me seem like too much of a tourist?
1) i won't be there, sry
2) times square is convenient to broadway shows, the red lobster in times square, the olive garden in times square, that comedy club that has awful panhandlers that advertise the club as "free alcohol" and stop you in times square to ask questions like "you like comedy?" or "do you want free booze?", and of course, the STEPS IN TIMES SQUARE TO SIT ON AND TAKE PICTURES AND HAVE PICTURES TAKEN OF YOU!!! so yes, please stay there.
3) i'd spring for red lobster, as "prices higher in hawaii and times square" appears on all of their commercials, so by paying more, it's more luxurious
4) i think you should buy 5 I <3 NY t-shirts for $9 at one of those 5-for-$10 places along 7Av, and try to haggle to $9 for the thrill! wear a different one each day you are there.

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Where is the best place to shop in Chicago? I was thinking Water Tower since they have the BEST stores and its right next to the Cheesecake Factory downtown too!
omg make sure to go to state st they have like nordstrom rack and filene's basement and loehmann's and tjmaxx and also a lot of poor people. since you are vacationing, i'd recommend the GRAND LUX CAFE, it's owned by cheesecake factory so you know it's amazing but it is a more luxurious and upscale place (hard to imagine, i know!)

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When I get in the car tomorrow to go to the zoo which seat should i take??? HELPPPPPP!
do you want to be kickin' in the front seat or sittin' in the back seat?

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Can you please come take my crim pro exam on Wednesday? We only covered 4th and 5th Ams. Easy!
i'll terry stop you

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It burns when I pee. Why?
chlamydia

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If you had an 80% chance of hooking up with an 8, or a 50.03462% chance of having a threesome with her and a 6.5. Which one would you take?


Also, why do my balls smell?

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1) 50.03462%
2) chlamydia. you gave it to lolahaze.

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Avatar, when is this rain going to stop?



Also, why is he even attempting to smell them??? Most guys aren't flexible enough to do that, are they?

...If it's a case where he can actually smell them without getting close then he doesn't stand a chance of hooking up with a 6.5, much less an 8!
freaking never. h8 michigan.

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What is the origin of unicorns?

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Do you think Antoine Dodson is guilty?

Antoine Dodson Arrested in Alabama for Marijuana Possession - ABC News
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Why r u not answering our questions? Did u not make it through Friday?
sry! i am here. will you plz sticky my thread tho? i'd rly appreciate it.

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I am planning on applying to law school. My top choices are the University of La Verne College of Law and the University of West Los Angeles School of Law. I want to practice constitutional law. Do you think it's worth taking out about $150,000 in loans? Please note that I plan on graduating in the top 10.
i think you should really consider the people's college of law. it has the ambiance of the favela you will eventually live in while financing your LLM before killing yourself because your crim pro class only covered 4th and 5th Ams.

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...If it's a case where he can actually smell them without getting close then he doesn't stand a chance of hooking up with a 6.5, much less an 8!
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Why is Vik trying to make me go to a Collective Soul and Fuel concert? Please help! DO NOT WANT!
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Old 04-26-2011, 12:28 AM
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Old 04-26-2011, 07:07 AM
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Why is Vik trying to make me go to a Collective Soul and Fuel concert? Please help! DO NOT WANT!
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I have been trying to achieve a proper "Vag gap" but I can't seem to do it. What's the secret to this?

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Old 04-26-2011, 09:34 AM
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Now what kind of meat they was grinding?
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How do you think Gus will react to Walt & Jesse's shenanigans? Will Hank ever walk again?
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Old 04-26-2011, 10:27 AM
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Why is Vik trying to make me go to a Collective Soul and Fuel concert? Please help! DO NOT WANT!
I want to go. I love Collective Soul.
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I have been trying to achieve a proper "Vag gap" but I can't seem to do it. What's the secret to this?

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dear avvytar,

How do you think Gus will react to Walt & Jesse's shenanigans? Will Hank ever walk again?
it's a big problem. there's seemingly no end-game here for W&J. it breaks believability if gus is like oh, well, okay, that's cool bro. but it generally breaks believability if W&J are able to just evade him. i trust them tho.

hank better so he stops whining

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