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Old 04-28-2011, 02:57 PM
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you need to keep your baby inside so it can grow a bit before taking it to restaurants
I disagree. I think it's important for your baby to get used to eating in front of people as early as possible. This will lessen the chance that the baby will develop food issues later in life. I would advise you to take it to as many restaurants as possible starting shortly after birth and breastfeed the baby while you're there.
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:03 PM
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and another girl:


i got these from bodybuilding.com. you can google "vag gap" and see the other appropriate pic on the first hit, but i'm not relinking "jailbaitgallery.com" on the forum.
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:31 PM
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I disagree. I think it's important for your baby to get used to eating in front of people as early as possible. This will lessen the chance that the baby will develop food issues later in life. I would advise you to take it to as many restaurants as possible starting shortly after birth and breastfeed the baby while you're there.
if it's a daughter, you want her to have an eating disorder so she'll be pretty
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:33 PM
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I am going out with 5 of my girlfriends tonight. Where should we go? I was thinking about going to 'Da Club' that is Country music on one side and Hip Hop on the other. Is this a good choice? And what should I wear?

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Old 04-28-2011, 03:43 PM
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Oh to be young and in love


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Avatar, what has been your worst date, to date?

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haha, the one i didn't link is better.

haha, malodrax story is epic but old. and also false. wtf.

i can't think of any particularly bad one. except i guess this one time i met a girl from the internets and her pic was 3 yrs and 70 lbs old. i arrived and no fucking shit she was eating a rice krispie treat.

however, those are the best rice krispie treats in the world. anyone in chicago, take note: pick me up cafe's vegan rice krispie treats.

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I am going out with 5 of my girlfriends tonight. Where should we go? I was thinking about going to 'Da Club' that is Country music on one side and Hip Hop on the other. Is this a good choice? And what should I wear?

Many thanks,
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wear a theme outfit combining both styles, duh.

ride the mechanical bull.

say the "N" word when referring to your girlfriends, obvs.
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Old 04-28-2011, 03:55 PM
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So maybe a Cowboy hat, some cut-off TR's and then boots with da fur? Yeah, that sounds hot. There is no mechanical bull there but I am sure I can find a pretend cowboy or wanksta that will work as a substitute.
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Old 04-29-2011, 07:42 AM
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What do you think my chances are of snagging Prince Harry?
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Old 04-29-2011, 10:22 AM
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his girl is pretty mannish looking, so go for it.
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Old 04-29-2011, 01:30 PM
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if you could be any kind of fruit, what would it be, and why?

ps. Collective Soul ROCKS!
pss... shut up all of you about being old!
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Old 04-29-2011, 02:07 PM
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i'd be a durian. a cultlike following who appreciates the goodness inside, a quite prickly exterior, reviled by the masses, and when my followers bring, everyone else is furious.





p.s. i still haven't had carnival skittles
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Old 04-29-2011, 02:11 PM
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signs, signs... everywhere there's signs
fuckin' up the scenery, breakin' my mind
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Old 04-29-2011, 05:56 PM
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Dear Avatar,

You were pretty dead on for the Crim Pro exam --- all about terry stops as opposed to terry frisks, which he never distinguished between (luckily I knew).

So now, can you come take my BA exam? You'd love it; it's all about poison pills, tender offers, a hundred defensive devices, unocal, moran, etc.


Rainbows and butterflies,

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Old 04-30-2011, 04:51 PM
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i can send you my rockin' outline for BA if you want.
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Old 04-30-2011, 05:29 PM
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@ malodrax have not seen that in a while. Well we are on the subject...

what is the MOST EPIC LEGENDARY THREAD on the internet?
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Old 04-30-2011, 07:08 PM
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the first one to spring to mind is bb.com's car model girl thread. remember that?
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Old 04-30-2011, 07:54 PM
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^ no never saw that thread. Just googled. I lold a lot. To bad original thread was deleted. If it crashed BB.com it must have been epic.

Will take my late pass now.
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Old 04-30-2011, 09:35 PM
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What emoticon makes your soul melt?

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Old 05-01-2011, 11:36 PM
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^ no never saw that thread. Just googled. I lold a lot. To bad original thread was deleted. If it crashed BB.com it must have been epic.

Will take my late pass now.
how is it that bb.com turned into 4chan?

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What emoticon makes your soul melt?

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What is that? It looks like an elderly ladies ass. I have never seen one but I would imagine it would look like that.

ETA: OK, I just used some Google skills and see that it can possibly an elderly ass or vulva. Were any of these correct? I am really interested to know what your favorite means.
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where babies come from and why are there still 6 year olds that breastfeed?
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Old 05-02-2011, 09:41 AM
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What is that? It looks like an elderly ladies ass. I have never seen one but I would imagine it would look like that.

ETA: OK, I just used some Google skills and see that it can possibly an elderly ass or vulva. Were any of these correct? I am really interested to know what your favorite means.
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Old 05-02-2011, 12:23 PM
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What is that? It looks like an elderly ladies ass. I have never seen one but I would imagine it would look like that.

ETA: OK, I just used some Google skills and see that it can possibly an elderly ass or vulva. Were any of these correct? I am really interested to know what your favorite means.
it'd be a vulva, yes.

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where babies come from and why are there still 6 year olds that breastfeed?
they come from pornography, and because some moms are perverts.

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Old 05-03-2011, 04:02 PM
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How "OLD" is TOO OLD for long hair???
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Old 05-03-2011, 08:25 PM
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how long? i think long hair on females is classic and pretty timeless unless we're talking unreasonable lengths. i think short hair is a more youthful look that often does not translate well once a woman is much over 30.
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Old 05-03-2011, 10:03 PM
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A little longer than bra strap length...about as long as Erica's (one love). And Im ooooold. But I dont have gray hair yet...so does that help? I get so much crap from my Hubs and Hairdresser to whack it off (yeah...that didnt sound good!) So, I guess Im hoping to get confirmation from you that Im able to tell them to "go fuck themselves"!!
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