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Old 04-26-2011, 02:36 PM
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:19 AM
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:21 AM
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Ohhh, I started 6th grade in '97! It was a big deal.
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:48 AM
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Dear Avatar,

I'm planning a trip to Vegas/Southern California in the middle of the summer.

1)Will it be hot?
2) Will it be too hot to wear a stylish leather jacket at either destination? I can get the sleeves removed prior to my trip if a leather vest works better.
3) Strategically/financially where should I go first. I do get very carried away at the penny machines at the casino (if that helps with your educated response).


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Old 04-27-2011, 12:38 PM
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Ohhh, I started 6th grade in '97! It was a big deal.
fuck i am old. i started college.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:42 PM
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WTF is up with this vag gap business? I thought guys like it tighter.
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Old 04-27-2011, 12:44 PM
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Old 04-27-2011, 01:52 PM
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i saw them in 1997
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Ohhh, I started 6th grade in '07! It was a big deal.
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Dear Avatar,

I'm planning a trip to Vegas/Southern California in the middle of the summer.

1)Will it be hot?
2) Will it be too hot to wear a stylish leather jacket at either destination? I can get the sleeves removed prior to my trip if a leather vest works better.
3) Strategically/financially where should I go first. I do get very carried away at the penny machines at the casino (if that helps with your educated response).


TIA!
1) not as hot as you will be in your stylish leather jacket
2) absolutely not man. you gotta go for it. i can loan you my shutter shades if you'd like. they'll help you get into LAX.
3) out to the strip and talk to the guys with the flip-books of girls. they do full service.

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WTF is up with this vag gap business? I thought guys like it tighter.
the vag gap is when a girl stands straight up, there's no skin touching until the vag.
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Old 04-27-2011, 04:35 PM
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dear av,

on the scale of 1 to 10, how nice are you?
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Old 04-27-2011, 05:12 PM
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the vag gap is when a girl stands straight up, there's no skin touching until the vag.
but what about the knees?!
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Old 04-27-2011, 06:35 PM
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Old 04-27-2011, 08:12 PM
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Why was today such a dick day?

...meaning that it was long and hard

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Old 04-27-2011, 08:44 PM
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Old 04-27-2011, 08:47 PM
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Dear avatar,

Please answer these age old questions.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

What is the meaning of life?
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Old 04-27-2011, 10:33 PM
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dear av,

on the scale of 1 to 10, how nice are you?
so freaking nice. i can't believe you said anyone was nicer.

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but what about the knees?!
look it's nicky whelan. there is a twist: SHE FUCKED DAVID SPADE


and another girl:


i got these from bodybuilding.com. you can google "vag gap" and see the other appropriate pic on the first hit, but i'm not relinking "jailbaitgallery.com" on the forum.

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Why was today such a dick day?

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Please answer these age old questions.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

What is the meaning of life?
1) god obvs
2) fun, fun, fun, fun
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:22 AM
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:34 AM
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yknow i ordered a ketel 'n sugarfree at a bar this semester and boy did it bring me back. and i fucking killed that thing in 60 seconds. damn, they rly are delicious.
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:40 AM
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Old 04-28-2011, 11:02 AM
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:52 PM
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this has nothing to do with af
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:27 PM
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Old 04-28-2011, 01:56 PM
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Old 04-28-2011, 02:10 PM
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Dear Avatar,

I am planning on having a baby in 9 months.

Do you think 3 months is early enough to start socializing the kid by taking him/her to restaurants, or do you think I need to go earlier?

I also don't want to take him/her out TOO early as I am not getting him/her vaccinated because I don't want an autistic baby.

Plz advise. TYIA.
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Old 04-28-2011, 02:14 PM
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Old 04-28-2011, 02:16 PM
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as teen mom says, teen pregnancy is 100% preventable, for more information please visit this helpful website.

other than that, you need to keep your baby inside so it can grow a bit before taking it to restaurants, just like you can't bring your puppy out for socialization too early.

make sure you carry around anti-vaccination pamphlets and proudly proclaim your kid isn't a retard because you and jenny mccarthy stand with each other.
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