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Old 08-27-2008, 02:09 PM
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Matthew McConaughey's Dad Died Having Sex

You have to love the Pulitzer-Prize winning journalists from US WEEKLY.


EXCLUSIVE: Matthew McConaughey's Dad Died Having Sex, Says Mom
Wednesday August 27, 2008


Buzz up!If you think Matthew McConaughey is a character, wait until you meet his mom.

In her new book, I Amaze Myself! (iamazemyself.com), Kay McConaughey dishes on everything from her son Matthew’s conception to how her husband died in a compromising position with her!

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.

"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!”

And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says.

The mother — who tells Us, “I would love to be on Oprah!” — also says that her most famous son, 38, was a happy accident.

It was just after she’d married Matthew’s dad for the third time.

“I was deciding, ‘Do I want to have another baby? Do I want to have an affair? Or go back to school?’” she says. “That’s when Matthew was conceived. We had tried for 16 years and no baby. So Matthew was a big surprise!”
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:13 PM
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my maternal grandfather died (of a heart attack) while having sex.
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:15 PM
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What a freak.
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so he was coming and going at the same time?
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:22 PM
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My favorite part is that she demanded the medics take him from the house "in the buff"...well what were they going to do? Dress him? hehehe...

ZOKI! that is hilarious...but sad at the same time
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:32 PM
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^ Yes, evidently it was important for the neighbours to see a well-hung corpse.
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:36 PM
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^ Yes, evidently it was important for the neighbours to see a well-hung corpse.

oh boyyy, thats so sad , the mom is realllly werid
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Old 08-27-2008, 02:53 PM
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Wow, guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree Now we all know why Matthew never wears shirts! And if he could get away with it, he would probably never wear pants either!
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He left with a bang alright. lol
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Tacky as hell for letting someone write about it, but funny.
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I can't believe she actually told this to the media outlets.
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^ Yes, evidently it was important for the neighbours to see a well-hung corpse.
Talk about rigor setting in...
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Old 08-28-2008, 11:28 AM
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I saw this yesterday...

Seriously....tmi, tmi!!!
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