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Old 04-27-2011, 10:21 PM
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16 and Pregnant: new season!

holy fuck after the snoozefest of RESPONSIBLE PARENTING that was the season premier (and my thinking the non-preggo model twin was hot), this one DELIVERED. that guy was a shitstain, amirite? they'll totally be on teen mom 3

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i hate when they put the gooey bloody baby in the mom's arms right after it comes out of her vjay. wash that shit off yo! I would puke.
also... i do not understand how those twins were models.
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:55 AM
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it was actually a c-section this time.

the non-preggo one had a pretty slammin' body.
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i hate when they put the gooey bloody baby in the mom's arms right after it comes out of her vjay. wash that shit off yo! I would puke.
Water Birth FTW. Just sayin'.
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Old 04-28-2011, 12:53 PM
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water birth is for dumb hippies
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pretty good episode IMO. hope she ditched that jerk for good
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just call me a dumb hippy...because I would totally do it for number two. Although....there may not be time for it with my lightening fast labor!
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Old 04-28-2011, 02:52 PM
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i hate when they put the gooey bloody baby in the mom's arms right after it comes out of her vjay. wash that shit off yo! I would puke.
not gross, and no you wouldn't
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Old 04-28-2011, 04:24 PM
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i seriously think i would pass out or something for real though... i am so terrible at stuff like that. i am almost positive that if i saw it coming out of me i would be gone like a snap of the fingers
i wish there was a decent way to give birth and never remember it
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the non-preggo one had a pretty slammin' body.
yea, the one who wasn't pregnant didn't look as bad towards the end of the episode.
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i hate when they put the gooey bloody baby in the mom's arms right after it comes out of her vjay. wash that shit off yo! I would puke.
also... i do not understand how those twins were models.
I want to have that.

In the photos at the start they looked way different.
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when my brother was born (and presumably me too) the nurse or doctor or whoever was going to put him in her arms and she's like uh no wash that shit off first wtf.

fucking nasty.
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that will be me... if i am still conscious after squeezing the thing out.
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that will be me... if i am still conscious after squeezing the thing out.
Ditto!

Secondly, I'm really afraid I'm going to poop while giving birth.

Thirdly, after watching a lot of America's Next Top Model, I've learned that a lot of really ugly chicks can look exotic and interesting in photos. I guess the twins in the show are like that.
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^ that is true!
and omg the poop me too!!! lol the girl asked the nurse if she would poop too didn't she?
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^ that is true!
and omg the poop me too!!! lol the girl asked the nurse if she would poop too didn't she?
That's what reminded me My boyfriend helped deliver a lot of babies when he was in med school and he said the women would poop all the time
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^Neither of you are helping!! I hate you both

I do, however, want to add that I'm jumping on the "clean it off first" bandwagon. Everyone who wants to can hold it while it's blue and bloody, but I'll just wait until it's nice and pink.

This season looks like it's going to be good... to hell with responsible parenting; I want to see trainwrecks, and lots of them.
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Hate you too Ash
When are you expecting?? Soon, right?
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LOL sorry Ash... i will cross my fingers and toes for you in hopes that you don't poop.
maybe just don't eat much before your due date?
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