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Old 08-19-2010, 01:59 PM
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I hate J-Lo

Saw this today:

JLo Is On The Prowl For A New Bitch | Dlisted

Can you imagine?? You basically have to be her slave for $55-$60k?

Makes me feel a lot better about my job!
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Old 08-19-2010, 02:08 PM
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this was my favorite part,

"You have to know when J. Lo has her snack time. She won’t say she’s hungry, you’re just expected to have food waiting.”

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Old 08-19-2010, 02:26 PM
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Hitler's genital warts are prettier and more talented than j-lo.
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Old 08-19-2010, 02:39 PM
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I would have to agree. JLo is not talented in any way.
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Old 08-19-2010, 07:03 PM
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this was my favorite part,

"You have to know when J. Lo has her snack time. She won’t say she’s hungry, you’re just expected to have food waiting.”

LOL I didn't know adults have snack time.

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Old 08-20-2010, 11:25 AM
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I've always hated J-Ho. My gf has always said she must of banged some serious Sony Execs to get her record deal back in the days. Her film career hasn't exactly been filled with Oscar nominations either. Gigli? C'mon now. I'll give her Selena.
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Old 08-20-2010, 11:48 AM
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I've always hated J-Ho. My gf has always said she must of banged some serious Sony Execs to get her record deal back in the days. Her film career hasn't exactly been filled with Oscar nominations either. Gigli? C'mon now. I'll give her Selena.
That was the ONLY good one and the only reason why she made it big. If Selena had never been killed we probably would have never heard of JLO.
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Old 08-20-2010, 12:05 PM
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Hitler's genital warts are prettier and more talented than j-lo.
ewww.

yeah, she's not a fave of mine by a long shot.
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Old 08-20-2010, 01:10 PM
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That was the ONLY good one and the only reason why she made it big. If Selena had never been killed we probably would have never heard of JLO.
totally agree
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:23 PM
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I can't stand her.
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That was the ONLY good one and the only reason why she made it big. If Selena had never been killed we probably would have never heard of JLO.
Come on now, what about The Wedding Planner? That was a great movie

My husband's best friend interviewed with her and Ben Affleck when they were dating to be their personal chef. He said Ben was fucking awesome and J. LO was a big cunt
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I think she is really pretty and Selena was awesome but her "singing" talent is none.
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Old 08-20-2010, 04:23 PM
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why people put themselves through this kind of torture for a job (at only $15 an hour!) is BEYOND me.

"You have to change diapers, work on little sleep and cook if the butler is away."

Basically, J Lo had babies (baby? babies? i don't even know) so someone else could take care of them. :\

eta: o.m.g. from Life & Style: "But don't worry, there will be some glamorous moments too; our source says qualified candidates get to help J. Lo dress for red carpet events and photo shoots."
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Old 08-20-2010, 04:31 PM
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^ lol oh that must be highlight of the job

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I think she is really pretty and Selena was awesome but her "singing" talent is none.
Selena had a really good voice and was off the charts in Latin American music during her time
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I think she is really pretty and Selena was awesome but her "singing" talent is none.
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^ lol oh that must be highlight of the job



Selena had a really good voice and was off the charts in Latin American music during her time
I guess that came out wrong. I meant "Selena the movie" was awesome and that J.Lo's singing talent is none. Agree that the real Selena was incredibly talented.
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Old 08-21-2010, 02:20 PM
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I saw JLo in Vegas a few years ago, shopping at a jewelry store at Caesar's.
She had the store closed for her.

She was wearing an extremely wrinkled short army printed skirt, and I do mean short - she does have bigger thighs than I thought, and cellulite galore - I guess I was surprised, as I thought she would have firmer, dancer legs.

She was wearing wite stilleto pumps with VERY scuffed heels (one of my biggest pet peeves - I would have thown those away, and I don' have her money) and - my favorite - looked like she had not washed her hair in two weeks.

I don't have very strong feelings against her normally, but she looked disgusting. I understand how sometimes you don't give a shit what people think about you, but seriously, what I don't get is why she does not have an assistant sit her ass down and tell her "listen girlfriend, you're going to a mall on the strip, there is a good chance people will recognize you, your picture will be taken, and end up in US Weekly - you can't get out of the house looking like trash. Go wash your fucking hair."

Maybe because she's paying those assistants $15 an hour. For that salary, I would definitely let her walk out of the house like that.

Why SHE thinks that "I have not showered in a month and I am itchy" look works on her, is a different story. She often wears her hair like that when she's wearing a designer gown on the red carpet. WTF?
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Old 08-21-2010, 02:41 PM
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^^Gross.

She seems like a real bitch. I would like to see some of these bad pics of her if anyone has any links. The cameltoe outfit for New Years was pretty gross.
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Old 08-21-2010, 03:58 PM
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^^^Yuck, I just lost my food.
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Ewww!! Her husband looks all cracked out, must have to stay high to deal with her shit!
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Gross. That silver bikini looks like a stripper outfit. It seems that for some people it doesn't matter how much money they have because they still dress like dime store hookers. She would look so much better in something that actually compliments her body. She is 40 something and dresses like shes 20.
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Ewww!! Her husband looks all cracked out, must have to stay high to deal with her shit!
he always looks like that, unattractive man IMO
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Old 08-26-2010, 01:29 AM
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he always looks like that, unattractive man IMO
He must have a huge penis. There is always a reason these guys women, even ones like JLo.
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Old 08-26-2010, 07:20 AM
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^LOL

...but what about her gorgeous hair in the pic with him?? Disgusting.
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