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Old 03-09-2010, 12:46 PM
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<object width="512" height="328" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_a1da6ff653"><param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=a1da6ff653" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed width="512" height="328" flashvars="key=a1da6ff653" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_a1da6ff653" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div style="text-align:left;font-size:x-small;margin-top:0;width:512px;"><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a1da6ff653/heidi-montag-says-no-to-plastic" title="from Heidi Montag, Ron Howard, and Jake">Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic</a> from <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/heidi_montag">Heidi Montag</a></div>

Watch as she humiliates herself.
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Old 03-09-2010, 01:44 PM
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She really looks like that now? Sheesh, she's scary looking now
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Old 03-09-2010, 02:48 PM
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Agreed, she looks like a mutated Barbie doll. All of her is soooo tiny except for her huge bossoms.

Though kudos for her for being able to make fun of herself. But is she really complaining that credit card companies should be held accountable for her not being able to afford her plastic surgeries???
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:09 PM
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She looks worse than I remembered. She looks like a sleazy porn star from the 80's.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:20 PM
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holy shit, her boobs are so huge now. I think she looks ridiculous and her face is much uglier than before
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:22 PM
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I think it's pretty funny, amd I agree...good for her that she can laugh at herself. Her eyes are really freaky though...but she looks a hell of a lot better than she did in her first pics. Much less manly.

I guess I don't think she made a fool of herself...the commercial was meant to be kind of ditsy and silly.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:31 PM
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wow she really looks horrible. I am all for big boobs, but not THAT big.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:41 PM
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So, I guess it's die, because she has no comedic talent.
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Old 03-09-2010, 04:43 PM
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The plastic surgeon that butchered her face should be shot. It looks awful.
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Old 03-09-2010, 05:14 PM
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Wow why would you pay anything to look like that she was so much prettier before.
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Old 03-09-2010, 06:20 PM
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Old 03-09-2010, 08:51 PM
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She looks so fake..all that plastic surgery made her look worse...and she looks so much older. YUCK!!!
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Old 03-09-2010, 09:13 PM
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She's beat.
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She wasn't bad looking before... what the heck is wrong with her? She looks like a FemBot from Austin Powers...
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Old 03-10-2010, 11:50 AM
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The tits are ridic. But, it's hard to objectively evaluate her looks facially because we all know she looks completely different from how she is supposed to. I think that she's still a conventionally attractive girl and if someone were born with that face no one would quibble over it, but we all know that she completely re-did her face to look that way. So we intentionally find fault with her plasticized looks and say she ruined herself.

This doesn't all mean that I really give two shits in general whether she lives or dies in a fire. I just think the vitriol against her is interesting considering she was at least blunt and honest that she wanted a new face and bought one; meanwhile you've got all of these other celebs running around denying all the work they've had done because they want us to believe they naturally look that way.
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Old 03-12-2010, 02:06 AM
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^agreed!

ETA: The video was pretty ridiculous though, imo...
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Kudos to her for being able to laugh at herself. However to me she looks like there's a valve somewhere, to blow her up.

I don't think her face is so bad - sort of a cookie-cutter cheap southern California bimbo look - but those breasts are ridiculous and look painful. It must suck to have to mutilate yourself to be successful in your work - but of course the pay ain't bad.
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I think even if she was born with her face like that people would be talking about her face. I said it before I'll say it again, she looks like the Wayans Brothers in White Chicks.
Her face IMO is just scary. It is very masculine and stiff.
Though, I couldn't agree more that at least she is honest about it.

I think it's great she can make fun of herself, but I also find it sad at the same time. To think that there are people in this world who feel terrible enough about themselves to surgically place inanimate objects inside of themselves and to completely reconstruct them self is disheartening. I can understand, burn victims, breast cancer survivors, etc. Nothing wrong with trying to look as you once did. But to be so unhappy with how you are naturally is just so unfortunate. It is her body and she can obviously do as she pleases.
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did not laugh.
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Old 03-12-2010, 08:03 AM
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I don't think she was bad looking before, I also don't think the new look is a huge improvement unless she wants to get into the porn business, as I doubt he will get much work as a mainstream "actress", whatever the term means these days.

For what it's worth I am all for plastic surgery if it makes one feel better about themselves.
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I don't get why she is so shiny now? I feel like her new face always has a sheen to it.
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