| This lady is "over the moon" for her man. . .
This is taken from asocialiteslife.com. This story is SCARY, but true!
I know we usually only deal in celebrities, but these people are sure to be big names, soon. Apparently crazed female astronaut bitches are driving cross-country to kidnap/kill each other over men . This is shabby behavior on the part of NASA employees. Christa McAuliffe would never have been down with this mess. Read it and weep. Or giggle.
Here's the Florida police report detailing the arrest of NASA astronaut Lisa Marie Nowak, who is facing charges that she allegedly plotted the murder of a female rival for the affection of astronaut William Oefelein. Nowak, a 43-year-old mother of three, was arrested shortly after attempting to attack Colleen Shipman, a 30-year-old Air Force captain, in a parking lot at the Orlando airport. According to the Orlando Police Department report, Nowak drove 900 miles from Houston to Florida when she learned that Shipman (whom Nowak believed was "involved" with the 41-year-old Oefelein) would be arriving there by plane. Nowak, who told cops that she only wanted to speak with Shipman, was wearing a wig and trench coat when she tried to accost Shipman at the airport.
Pig in a wig! Oh, it gets better. Keep reading for what this crazy Moonraker bitch had in her possession.
After dousing Shipman with pepper spray as she sat in her car, the disguised Nowak fled, but was apprehended at a nearby bus stop. Before her arrest, police reported, Nowak had disposed of her trench coat, wig, and a BB pistol in an airport trash can. A subsequent search of Nowak's auto and handbag turned up other incriminating evidence, including a steel mallet, a new folding knife, e-mails from Shipman to Oefelein, and handwritten directions to Shipman's house.
Nowak claimed she just went there to "talk" with Shipman. Yes, talk to her while wielding a steel mallet and a folding knife. That's gonna be one bloody conversation. Also, the bitch was in such a hurry to talk to the sideline hoe that she WORE A DIAPER while she drove the entire 900 miles so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom. Holy shite. Literally. We should definitely be investing in our space program seeing as NASA seems to be incredibly skilled with their psychological testing.
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