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12-08-2006, 01:33 PM
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| | | Lindsay speaks out!
Stifling laughter as we speak. Quote: |
Originally Posted by Lindsay Lohan Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said.
I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see.
People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.
But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let's sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please.
If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let's find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I'd really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I'm willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to 'these people' trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I've gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life.
Its enough already, I've had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I've lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn't hurt to ask. So let's start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree? Because I'm doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time.
Your Entertainer,
Lindsay Lohan | OK. There is absolutely no way that this can be real. Lindsay Lohan's publicist would never let her send this out like this ... right?
From PITNB (apparently taken from the New York Post).
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12-08-2006, 01:35 PM
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| | | Gawd! I wish she would freaking go away!!
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12-08-2006, 01:43 PM
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| | | She is a flipping train wreck. She irritates me even more than Parasite Hilton. These "Hollywood" girls have seriously lost touch with Reality. I would love for them to have to work a blue collar job for a week, living paycheck to paycheck like most people.
I would not trade my life for their fame and money. I could not imagine living such a superficial existence. I would be a very unhappy person, even with their millions. It is really kinda sad.
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12-08-2006, 01:55 PM
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| | | gofugyourself.com It's hilarious. They've red inked it! |
12-08-2006, 01:56 PM
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| | | there is no way this is real. it's as if a 3rd grader wrote this, and didn't know how to use spell check. and the grammar, awful - i think i'm going to throw up. |
12-08-2006, 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by pinchy  there is no way this is real. it's as if a 3rd grader wrote this, and didn't know how to use spell check. and the grammar, awful - i think i'm going to throw up. | That's what I think.
Think about the flipping irony if this is a tabloid stunt though. LOL. |
12-08-2006, 06:54 PM
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Lets see if we can be a little more egocentric....
There also shouldn't be a period between me and which.
As such a great roll model for all these generations she should really think about correcting her grammer. |
12-08-2006, 07:01 PM
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| | | If that's real, then she needs to go back to school to learn basic grammar.
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12-08-2006, 09:19 PM
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| | Read Andrea Peysers column in todays NYPost,.,re: the same thing...its hilarious... 
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12-08-2006, 11:57 PM
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| | | For some reason it makes me think of "The Organization of the Organized" from The Jacket,
yikes, they couldn't have gone over it with her to get her points more clearly worded? |
12-09-2006, 12:11 AM
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People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she's done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.
| Who is LR? Wow that is horrible grammar/spelling.  |
12-09-2006, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by mattiejane Who is LR? Wow that is horrible grammar/spelling. | LR refers to L. Lo's former assistant who is now working for Jessica Biel. At least, that's what it says on Pink.  |
12-09-2006, 02:32 PM
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| | | Ooh...okay. |
12-09-2006, 05:57 PM
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| | | yea this is not at all real...although funny..but more than likely fake.
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12-09-2006, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by indypup If that's real, then she needs to go back to school to learn basic grammar. | Not to take up for her, but I bet she was f*cked up on something when she wrote this. It makes no sense. She would receive an "F" in my freshman comp class. She's obviously a moron.
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12-11-2006, 06:31 PM
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| | | Since when is "Our People." a sentence?
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12-11-2006, 07:54 PM
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| | | I can't even read this. The first sentences make me cringe. |
12-12-2006, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted by ccmac I can't even read this. The first sentences make me cringe. | No ccmac, don't deprive yourself of the laughter! Real or fake, this letter is hilarious! | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode | 
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