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08-03-2007, 06:23 PM
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| | | the bible
omggggggggg this was such an inspiron book! i luved the part where jesus lived and dyed for all r sins and then had god use a phoenix down on him. it made me cry 
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08-03-2007, 07:49 PM
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| | | I like the part where he cast all the trolls out of AF. |
08-03-2007, 07:50 PM
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| | | ^ And hence it is foretold |
08-03-2007, 07:52 PM
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| | | what about when they sent swarms of fake denim after them. That was a pretty good part too. |
08-03-2007, 07:53 PM
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| | | what about when that dude's wife turned around and turned into a pair of fakes? |
08-03-2007, 08:13 PM
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| | | LOL. I found all of that very inspirion, Mike.
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08-03-2007, 11:00 PM
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| | | inspiron is the name of my Dell computer
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08-04-2007, 12:46 PM
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| | | lmaoooooooo oh snap
yea i have a dell inspiron laptop.
anywho i just have NO words for this thread whatsoever. |
08-04-2007, 01:14 PM
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| | | ^^As you shouldn't. THe OP is an idiot.
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08-04-2007, 03:32 PM
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| | | can anybody recommend where to get this bible:AF edition?
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08-04-2007, 08:04 PM
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| | | there is a true religion joke in there somewhere, but i'm tired.
God said "let there be light wash..and there was"
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08-04-2007, 08:14 PM
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| | | ^^LOL, Jesse! ha ha!
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08-04-2007, 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pacosdad there is a true religion joke in there somewhere, but i'm tired.
God said "let there be light wash..and there was" |
hey, that was my bible quote for the day!
good one, i actually "chuckled"!
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08-04-2007, 09:35 PM
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| | | "Let s/he who has never bought fakes cast the first stone"
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08-05-2007, 01:32 PM
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08-05-2007, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by pacosdad there is a true religion joke in there somewhere, but i'm tired.
God said "let there be light wash..and there was" |  Quote:
Originally Posted by aswin "Let s/he who has never bought fakes cast the first stone" | Quote:
Originally Posted by pacosdad we are going to hell | Yes, we are. |
08-05-2007, 11:29 PM
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| | I wonder if Koran jokes would go over as well... 
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08-06-2007, 01:12 AM
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| | | its not well known enough to be quoted, but i'm sure they would
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08-06-2007, 01:12 AM
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| | | ^not well known enough on here...and then i would have to translate from arabic
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08-06-2007, 04:04 AM
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| | LMAO at the other posts of the OP!!
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08-06-2007, 09:07 AM
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Originally Posted by luvapup I wonder if Koran jokes would go over as well... | Personally, I have a sense of humor with quotes from the Qur'an too; I wasn't laughing at the Bible itself in any way, I was having fun with the other members. Sorry if I offended.  |
08-06-2007, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by JulzisAuthentic its not well known enough to be quoted, but i'm sure they would | Quote:
Originally Posted by JulzisAuthentic ^not well known enough on here...and then i would have to translate from arabic | Best to stop now dear...
KORAN HAS been translated into English, your translation would not be needed if it was indeed in someones mind to pull text and quote it. Quote:
Originally Posted by Dojoqueen Personally, I have a sense of humor with quotes from the Qur'an too; I wasn't laughing at the Bible itself in any way, I was having fun with the other members. Sorry if I offended. | I am aware you have a sense of humor... 
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08-06-2007, 10:04 AM
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| | I am just gonna keep my mouth shut so I don't:
1) Piss someone off,
2) Hurt someone's feelings,
3) Start forum World War. 
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08-06-2007, 12:47 PM
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| | | i too have a sense of humor...didn't mean to offend. We basically live by the same principles...it just gets put out differently....I would go look for some Quran ones, but it would take too long.
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