the bible - Page 2

**Hera** · #26 (**permalink**) 08-07-2007, 09:11 PM

Religion and Politics, 2 things that we will always fight for....our beliefs

Bible is the best book written, I believe in Jesus Christ, that is my God.

Everyone walks a different path.....just let it be.

fosterzmom · #27 (**permalink**) 08-07-2007, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hera

Religion and Politics, 2 things that we will always fight for....our beliefs

Bible is the best book written, I believe in Jesus Christ, that is my God.

Everyone walks a different path.....just let it be.

Excellently said, Danyel. I think this thread was started to irritate, but you have brought it full circle. Thank you!

missypoo · #28 (**permalink**) 08-07-2007, 09:25 PM

The world's best selling book too. Leave it alone! I'm with Hera on this.
I think this thread was actually started in sarcasm comparing the new Harry Potter book to the Bible.

fosterzmom · #29 (**permalink**) 08-07-2007, 11:22 PM

^^Uhhmmmm, yeah. Missypoo, you are CORRECT!

Oh, and the OP got BANNED! How did I miss that?

**treasurehoard** · #30 (**permalink**) 08-07-2007, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by aswin

"Let s/he who has never bought fakes cast the first stone"

I believe this should be editted to:

Let s/he who has never bought fakes cast the first Pumice stone

fosterzmom · #31 (**permalink**) 08-07-2007, 11:46 PM

LOL, Mike!

aswin · #32 (**permalink**) 08-08-2007, 10:08 AM

to your expertise Mike

esquaredmom · #33 (**permalink**) 08-12-2007, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by JulzisAuthentic

can anybody recommend where to get this bible:AF edition?

When Jesus saw the crowds, he went up on a mountainside. His disciples came to him, and he began to teach them, saying:
Blessed are the poor,
for they will be motivated to find the best deals on jeans in the AF forum.
Blessed are those who mourn over buying fakes on Ebay,
for the AF moderators will comfort them, then kick ass and take names.
Blessed are the meek,
for they will not piss off Shelley.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for quality denim,
for their closets will be filled. And their children's closets, and their children's children's closets, and their children's children's children's closets... and their children's children's children's children's closets. Whew.
Blessed are the merciful who post great BIN's and PM other AF members of great discounts
for they will be directed to great bargains by fellow grateful AF members.
Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will wear genuine denim all the days of their lives, and dwell in the house of the Lord forever."

And then there appeared among them a multitude of the heavenly host, led by The Enlightened One, Siddhartha Gautama, jamming on his guitar and singing: "Glory to God in the highest, on earth peace and goodwill to men, except for the ones that sell fugly fakes."

But no one was listening, because they had all headed home to check an auction for a pair of SFAM size 25 red A pockets, which miraculously was won by all five thousand people in the crowd and fit them all perfectly.

And if that isn't the True Religion, convert me.

**treasurehoard** · #34 (**permalink**) 08-12-2007, 02:25 AM

thestylechick · #35 (**permalink**) 08-13-2007, 05:16 PM

^That was beautiful!!!

JulzisAuthentic · #36 (**permalink**) 08-13-2007, 05:49 PM

NO COMMENT

lawgal2002 · #37 (**permalink**) 08-13-2007, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esquaredmom

When Jesus saw the crowds, he went up on a mountainside. His disciples came to him, and he began to teach them, saying:
Blessed are the poor,
for they will be motivated to find the best deals on jeans in the AF forum.
Blessed are those who mourn over buying fakes on Ebay,
for the AF moderators will comfort them, then kick ass and take names.
Blessed are the meek,
for they will not piss off Shelley.
Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for quality denim,
for their closets will be filled. And their children's closets, and their children's children's closets, and their children's children's children's closets... and their children's children's children's children's closets. Whew.
Blessed are the merciful who post great BIN's and PM other AF members of great discounts
for they will be directed to great bargains by fellow grateful AF members.
Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will wear genuine denim all the days of their lives, and dwell in the house of the Lord forever."

And then there appeared among them a multitude of the heavenly host, led by The Enlightened One, Siddhartha Gautama, jamming on his guitar and singing: "Glory to God in the highest, on earth peace and goodwill to men, except for the ones that sell fugly fakes."

But no one was listening, because they had all headed home to check an auction for a pair of SFAM size 25 red A pockets, which miraculously was won by all five thousand people in the crowd and fit them all perfectly.

And if that isn't the True Religion, convert me.

This is HILARIOUS! So is Shelley the Heavenly Father or the Devil!

**luvapup** · #38 (**permalink**) 08-13-2007, 07:09 PM

Fun was had by all, so let it be written, so let it be done!
I believe on THIS note, we shall just close out this thread!