OK. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, I'm only going to beg once.... DO NOT copy and paste the HF questions/format into your mall post. Our questions aren't the same, first of all, and i don't think it's too much to ask to jot out our questions quickly. Ours are actually less stringent (you don't have to write a novel about how you know they're real, WE know whether they're real or not. All you have to do is be willing to give 110% money back if they're not) and can be answered pretty quickly with only a few words like

1 - in stock
2 - 110% money back guarantee
3 - Paypal with CC (plus whatever else you wanna accept, you DON'T need to accept escrow or moneybookers or what have you)
4 - [link to ebay feedback here]

Thanks guys. Not tryin' to be a biatch, i swear.