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#1 ·
By popular demand: Ask Avatar Anything.


3 part question.

I am going to New York next month. Will you be there?

Where should I stay? I am thinking Times Square so I can be right in the middle of all the action.

What kind of restaurants should I eat at? I really like the Cheesecake Factory at The Grove and as thinking the Cheesecake Factory in Times Square would be prefect. It is conveniently located near where I want to stay and is already a place I enjoy eating.



Also sorry for making this 4 parts but should I buy an I Love NY fanny pack to store my money in or would that make me seem like too much of a tourist?
 
#4 ·
Dear Avatar,

Can you please come take my crim pro exam on Wednesday? We only covered 4th and 5th Ams. Easy!
 
#14 ·
Dear Avatar,

I am planning on applying to law school. My top choices are the University of La Verne College of Law and the University of West Los Angeles School of Law. I want to practice constitutional law. Do you think it's worth taking out about $150,000 in loans? Please note that I plan on graduating in the top 10.
 
#15 ·
1) i won't be there, sry :( :(
2) times square is convenient to broadway shows, the red lobster in times square, the olive garden in times square, that comedy club that has awful panhandlers that advertise the club as "free alcohol" and stop you in times square to ask questions like "you like comedy?" or "do you want free booze?", and of course, the STEPS IN TIMES SQUARE TO SIT ON AND TAKE PICTURES AND HAVE PICTURES TAKEN OF YOU!!! so yes, please stay there.
3) i'd spring for red lobster, as "prices higher in hawaii and times square" appears on all of their commercials, so by paying more, it's more luxurious
4) i think you should buy 5 I <3 NY t-shirts for $9 at one of those 5-for-$10 places along 7Av, and try to haggle to $9 for the thrill! wear a different one each day you are there.

Where is the best place to shop in Chicago? I was thinking Water Tower since they have the BEST stores and its right next to the Cheesecake Factory downtown too!
omg make sure to go to state st they have like nordstrom rack and filene's basement and loehmann's and tjmaxx and also a lot of poor people. since you are vacationing, i'd recommend the GRAND LUX CAFE, it's owned by cheesecake factory so you know it's amazing but it is a more luxurious and upscale place (hard to imagine, i know!)

Dear Avatar,
When I get in the car tomorrow to go to the zoo which seat should i take??? HELPPPPPP!
do you want to be kickin' in the front seat or sittin' in the back seat?

Dear Avatar,

Can you please come take my crim pro exam on Wednesday? We only covered 4th and 5th Ams. Easy!
i'll terry stop you :magwink

left or right?
left

Dear Avatar,
It burns when I pee. Why?
chlamydia

If you had an 80% chance of hooking up with an 8, or a 50.03462% chance of having a threesome with her and a 6.5. Which one would you take?


Also, why do my balls smell?

kthx
1) 50.03462%
2) chlamydia. you gave it to lolahaze.

Avatar, when is this rain going to stop?



Also, why is he even attempting to smell them??? Most guys aren't flexible enough to do that, are they?

...If it's a case where he can actually smell them without getting close then he doesn't stand a chance of hooking up with a 6.5, much less an 8! :rofl
freaking never. h8 michigan.

dear Av,

What is the origin of unicorns?

Sincerely,
Terrence
denimdna

hide ya kids hide ya weed

Why r u not answering our questions? Did u not make it through Friday?
sry! i am here. will you plz sticky my thread tho? i'd rly appreciate it. :) :) :)

Dear Avatar,

I am planning on applying to law school. My top choices are the University of La Verne College of Law and the University of West Los Angeles School of Law. I want to practice constitutional law. Do you think it's worth taking out about $150,000 in loans? Please note that I plan on graduating in the top 10.
i think you should really consider the people's college of law. it has the ambiance of the favela you will eventually live in while financing your LLM before killing yourself because your crim pro class only covered 4th and 5th Ams.

LOVE AND CUPCAKES
YOUR FRIEND
AVATAR
 
#25 ·
http://youtu.be/0nzlQaTNbb0

Now what kind of meat they was grinding?
excuse me

dear avvytar,

How do you think Gus will react to Walt & Jesse's shenanigans? Will Hank ever walk again?
it's a big problem. there's seemingly no end-game here for W&J. it breaks believability if gus is like oh, well, okay, that's cool bro. but it generally breaks believability if W&J are able to just evade him. i trust them tho.

hank better so he stops whining

I want to go. I love Collective Soul. :ashamed
never let your light shine down
 
#29 ·
Dear Avatar,

I'm planning a trip to Vegas/Southern California in the middle of the summer.

1)Will it be hot?
2) Will it be too hot to wear a stylish leather jacket at either destination? I can get the sleeves removed prior to my trip if a leather vest works better.
3) Strategically/financially where should I go first. I do get very carried away at the penny machines at the casino (if that helps with your educated response).


TIA!
 
#40 ·
so freaking nice. i can't believe you said anyone was nicer.

but what about the knees?!
look it's nicky whelan. there is a twist: SHE FUCKED DAVID SPADE


and another girl:


i got these from bodybuilding.com. you can google "vag gap" and see the other appropriate pic on the first hit, but i'm not relinking "jailbaitgallery.com" on the forum.

dear Av,
Why was today such a dick day?

...meaning that it was long and hard

:(
YouTube - We're Back! - Album Version

Dear avatar,

Please answer these age old questions.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

What is the meaning of life?
1) god obvs
2) fun, fun, fun, fun
 
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