1) i won't be there, sry
2) times square is convenient to broadway shows, the red lobster in times square, the olive garden in times square, that comedy club that has awful panhandlers that advertise the club as "free alcohol" and stop you in times square to ask questions like "you like comedy?" or "do you want free booze?", and of course, the STEPS IN TIMES SQUARE TO SIT ON AND TAKE PICTURES AND HAVE PICTURES TAKEN OF YOU!!! so yes, please stay there.
3) i'd spring for red lobster, as "prices higher in hawaii and times square" appears on all of their commercials, so by paying more, it's more luxurious
4) i think you should buy 5 I <3 NY t-shirts for $9 at one of those 5-for-$10 places along 7Av, and try to haggle to $9 for the thrill! wear a different one each day you are there.
Where is the best place to shop in Chicago? I was thinking Water Tower since they have the BEST stores and its right next to the Cheesecake Factory downtown too!
omg make sure to go to state st they have like nordstrom rack and filene's basement and loehmann's and tjmaxx and also a lot of poor people. since you are vacationing, i'd recommend the GRAND LUX CAFE, it's owned by cheesecake factory so you know it's amazing but it is a more luxurious and upscale place (hard to imagine, i know!)
Dear Avatar,
When I get in the car tomorrow to go to the zoo which seat should i take??? HELPPPPPP!
do you want to be kickin' in the front seat or sittin' in the back seat?
Dear Avatar,
Can you please come take my crim pro exam on Wednesday? We only covered 4th and 5th Ams. Easy!
i'll terry stop you :magwink
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Dear Avatar,
It burns when I pee. Why?
chlamydia
If you had an 80% chance of hooking up with an 8, or a 50.03462% chance of having a threesome with her and a 6.5. Which one would you take?
Also, why do my balls smell?
kthx
1) 50.03462%
2) chlamydia. you gave it to lolahaze.
Avatar, when is this rain going to stop?
Also, why is he even attempting to smell them??? Most guys aren't flexible enough to do that, are they?
...If it's a case where he can actually smell them without getting close then he doesn't stand a chance of hooking up with a 6.5, much less an 8! :rofl
freaking never. h8 michigan.
dear Av,
What is the origin of unicorns?
Sincerely,
Terrence
denimdna
hide ya kids hide ya weed
Why r u not answering our questions? Did u not make it through Friday?
sry! i am here. will you plz sticky my thread tho? i'd rly appreciate it.
Dear Avatar,
I am planning on applying to law school. My top choices are the University of La Verne College of Law and the University of West Los Angeles School of Law. I want to practice constitutional law. Do you think it's worth taking out about $150,000 in loans? Please note that I plan on graduating in the top 10.
i think you should really consider the people's college of law. it has the
ambiance of the favela you will eventually live in while financing your
LLM before killing yourself because your crim pro class only covered 4th and 5th Ams.
LOVE AND CUPCAKES
YOUR FRIEND
AVATAR